Tuesday, 20 June 2017

You Bitch

Do you know which character of fiction I hate the most? The character of fiction I hate the most is Nicole from the movie '40 Days and 40 Nights'.

Some people will tell you that authentic love can exist only on the knife edge between darkness and danger. These people are mostly wrong, or in some cases, lying – or, they have rejected our archaic ideas of innocence to the deadly extreme. Nicole is dark and dangerous, but in the wrong sense – perhaps this is why she is motivated almost entirely by desires for Power and new money. By the way, there is nothing inherently wrong with power or money, but Nicole is a disaster for anyone who ever touched her body and looked too long upon her face. Stop making cracks in the ceiling & stop raping your ex-boyfriend – only a boy with a terminal and deep-seated psychological defect would sign that contract... You are not sexy – your red dress and red everything appeals only to the ultimate modern man. The nice boy who lives down the road, the one who thinks he just got lucky. No you silly bastard - roll again, go back 3 spaces – fuck this whole operation, for it has quickly gone sideways. Her colours work like the poison-arrow frog of the Amazon basin – she lies like the poison toad: fat and fast.

You are not sweet. Nicole is a psychotic twist of human nature – a living tribute to all the ways that Generation X fucked up. My admiration for the female heart is dying and you killed it. Anyone who resists you is fucking with the system, and I support them in their vow & mission. Your love of chaos, rape and control is the true sign of the bitch that took it too far - so no, You are not Sweet. You are corrupt and crooked and you have a warped sense of the bigger picture. Your fiance is gone and his replacement will be predictably pathological and the videos of you & Matt by San Francisco Bay are gone. This is how the story ends, and there is no planned sequel. Relax Baby, it's over.

Officially, Elliott.

x-x-o

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